23 Signs You're A Disney Annual Pass Holder

23 Signs You're A Disney Annual Pass Holder

1. You spend more time on Disney transportation then driving to Disney.

Let's be honest; we've all just sat in the monorail for a while.

2.  You know how busy the park is based on where they're parking you.

Yes! It's 2pm and they're still parking in the Heroes lot!

3. You know better than to bring a bag.

Have fun in that bag check line.

4. You know the Disney safety message by heart.

Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor, mantengase alejado de las puertas.

5. You check the wait time app to decide if it's worth going to Disney today.

Nope. Too busy. Back to bed.

6. You're not sure why people insist that the Mickeys are 'hidden'.

There's that one and that one and that one!

7. You don't remember the last time you needed a map.

Only losers need maps.

8. Visiting a different country every week is no big thing.

Let's go to Italy for dinner tomorrow.

9. You know where all the ride pictures are taken.

Here it comes. Everyone smile.

10. You notice when there's a little change and get personally offended that Disney didn't ask you first.

Um, excuse me. Who added all these laser lights to Dinosaur?

11. You know how long the wait is based on the end of the line, not the wait time listed.

No! You are not a ten minute wait all the way out here! Get it together!

12. You're quite familiar with Florida's mountains.

Our mountains are cooler than your mountains!

13. You've overheard a guest ask a cast member a question and you could have given a better answer.

That's totally not the quickest way to get to that ride.

14. While most people ride Toy Story Mania for fun, you solely ride it to beat your last score.

Ok. It's game time.

15. You know all the drops, twists and turns of Space Mountain but you're still scared for your life.

So scared. Every. Time.

16. You think it's cute when cast members try to tell you where to go as if you don't already know.

Please. I got this.

17. You've gone just to ride Haunted Mansion and left.

Haters still gonna hate.

18. You'll never understand what's so hard about not crossing the yellow line!

This whole tram is waiting on you. Just back up.

19. You always think this will be the visit with no crying children or yelling parents.

And then you remember you can never escape the crying baby. 

20. You question if there should be a driving test for strollers.

No, no. It's just my foot. Let me get out of your way. 

21. Seeing every seasons decorations is a must (even if they're the same as last year.)

Oh yay! It's a new season again!

22. If you had a nickel for everyone time you heard "must be nice to go to Disney whenever you want" you'd have enough money to buy next year's annual pass.

All the time!

23. No matter how often you go, there's always a reason to go back. 

Thanks again, Disney. See you next week.